Tomorrow, I head back to work. That was a statement. That was me stating the obvious. Again. This is not the case.
I am tackling today romance. I know I am not the flower and candy Valentine's Day typical girl, but I am one nonetheless. I kept thinking yesterday about the most ideal way of proposing to me, if I ever find that wretched soul! I found that the bending down on one knee, is not the scenario for me, nor is the romantic dining in a restaurant. It is something wild and over the top, something fun and exciting. Something that would have my name wrapped up around. A proposal based on my character and mine alone. A proposal that would be impossible to recreate for any other girl, not because it is too expensive or exaggerated, but because it simply cannot and will not suit anyone but me. So, ladies and gentlemen, without any further due, allow me to represent the 101 manual to: How to propose to Halo?:
First step is, well, you really thought it was that easy, to copy my master plan, to make my expectations come true by reading a blog? Are you dumb or something? There is no manual to how to propose, nor how to pick the perfect moment to do the deed. You just have to think on your own. Usually, I would spell everything out to get what I want, but I want to give myself that girly feeling, that whoever knows me has enough sense to figure out what I want and need.
However, I don't believe there would be a proposal, and if there is one, it would go something like this:
Strange Dude (later on to be referred to as: SD) and Halo (H):
SD: Say, you know that I like you and you get me and all that crap and I kinda have the feeling that you like me too, so let's get engaged on (Insert a random date), okay?
H: Yeah sure, what the hell.
*Insert a bunch of people who act all happy and God knows what*
Random people: Oh how did he propose?
H: What proposal? It was a deal. End of story.
Random people: Oh, how um interesting. *Can you believe them?*
*Insert nosy girl looking for pieces of gossip*
Nosy girl: So where would be the reception?
H: Don't know yet.
NG: What colour is the dress?
H: No idea.
NG: Did you book the food caterers and decide who would be your bridesmaids and maid of honor?
H: The who and the whats?
NG: How does he look like?
H: Who is "he"?
NG: The groom, silly!
H: Oh, yes, he is, well, a dude with black hair.
NG: and...
H: He has two feet and two arms?
*NG finally realizes that it is really pointless to try and pry away information that I am not willingly ready to give so she walks away muttering "bitch" under her breath as I laugh out loud*
Then when everything is about to get real and finalized, I would call the whole thing off. You know, because of my fear of commitment and stuff.
Peace out! H!
I am tackling today romance. I know I am not the flower and candy Valentine's Day typical girl, but I am one nonetheless. I kept thinking yesterday about the most ideal way of proposing to me, if I ever find that wretched soul! I found that the bending down on one knee, is not the scenario for me, nor is the romantic dining in a restaurant. It is something wild and over the top, something fun and exciting. Something that would have my name wrapped up around. A proposal based on my character and mine alone. A proposal that would be impossible to recreate for any other girl, not because it is too expensive or exaggerated, but because it simply cannot and will not suit anyone but me. So, ladies and gentlemen, without any further due, allow me to represent the 101 manual to: How to propose to Halo?:
First step is, well, you really thought it was that easy, to copy my master plan, to make my expectations come true by reading a blog? Are you dumb or something? There is no manual to how to propose, nor how to pick the perfect moment to do the deed. You just have to think on your own. Usually, I would spell everything out to get what I want, but I want to give myself that girly feeling, that whoever knows me has enough sense to figure out what I want and need.
However, I don't believe there would be a proposal, and if there is one, it would go something like this:
Strange Dude (later on to be referred to as: SD) and Halo (H):
SD: Say, you know that I like you and you get me and all that crap and I kinda have the feeling that you like me too, so let's get engaged on (Insert a random date), okay?
H: Yeah sure, what the hell.
*Insert a bunch of people who act all happy and God knows what*
Random people: Oh how did he propose?
H: What proposal? It was a deal. End of story.
Random people: Oh, how um interesting. *Can you believe them?*
*Insert nosy girl looking for pieces of gossip*
Nosy girl: So where would be the reception?
H: Don't know yet.
NG: What colour is the dress?
H: No idea.
NG: Did you book the food caterers and decide who would be your bridesmaids and maid of honor?
H: The who and the whats?
NG: How does he look like?
H: Who is "he"?
NG: The groom, silly!
H: Oh, yes, he is, well, a dude with black hair.
NG: and...
H: He has two feet and two arms?
*NG finally realizes that it is really pointless to try and pry away information that I am not willingly ready to give so she walks away muttering "bitch" under her breath as I laugh out loud*
Then when everything is about to get real and finalized, I would call the whole thing off. You know, because of my fear of commitment and stuff.
Peace out! H!
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